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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my herpes... alllll on my dickkkk oh *yaaaah*"
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"I want to get a job cleaning mirrors It's just something I could see myself doing"
"Someone threw a bottle of Omega-3 pills at me today Luckily my injuries were mostly super fish-oil."
"The acronym NASCAR stands for: Non-Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks"
"Rape. Short word, long sentence!"
"What did the Abominable Snowman do after he had had his teeth pulled out? He ate the dentist."
"If someone knocks on your door, knock back from the other side. That someone will go away. It works. Trust me, I just tried it this morning."
"Donald Trump never seems to answer questions specifically. I guess the questions seem to trump him."
"Joke What did the leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip."
"What climate scientist does Disney follow on twitter? The rogue one"