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Joke of the Day

"I like my women like I like my herpes... alllll on my dickkkk oh *yaaaah*"

"How do you find a blind man in a strip club? It isn't hard"

"My friend Gav died to die... after taking to many heart burn pills. I cant believe Gaviscon."

"listen, officer - t h e o r e t i c a l l y - would I still get a carpool lane ticket if I have a body in the trunk"

"*beats dead horse* *kills two birds with 1 stone* *lets cat out of bag* *takes bull by horns* *breaks camels back* *gets kicked out of zoo*"

"What do Jews in Nazi Germany and children at Penn State have in common? They're both afraid of showers"

"A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory."

"Q: How do you make a Venetian blind? A: Stick a finger in his eye."

"What's the difference between a picture of Jesus and the real thing ? The picture of Jesus only takes one nail to hang up ."