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Joke of the Day
"Having kids can really strengthen a marriage. My wife and I never had a common enemy before."
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"There is a clerk at the butcher shop. He is 5'10"" and wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weight? Meat."
"Black ice is just like regular ice except it dies first in movies."
"What do you get when you cross a lake with a deflating raft? Halfway."
"Do not mess with bears. You'll be their victim. Yogi Bear wears clothes. Where did he get his clothes? That's right - a victim"
"I just heard Bill is interested in Hillary again... She's barely legal..."
"How do you know you're in a modern art museum? If you need to ask if the bench is an art piece."
"A man got arrested for assaulting someone with a defibrillator. The victim said that he was gonna press charges."
"After the man was named bishop by the church, what was his next move? Diagonal"
"How do you drown a hipster? Convince them breathing under water is the new fad."