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Joke of the Day
"I'm still upset they never let me bunt in tball."
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"How many NorCal kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Hella"
"What do snotty vegetables do when they see something they don't like ? They 'turnip' their noses."
"Countdown is Dracula's retarded brother."
"You know what I call it when cute girls cut themselves? Damaged goods, damaging the goods."
"How do you know if you sisters on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood."
"I love palindromes that use made up words Sdrow pu edam esu taht semordnilap evol I"
"A Spanish magician says he can make himself disappear on the count of 3 Uno, dos... Suddenly the magician disappears without a tres."
"Goldfish One day, baby goldfish went to ask him father : ""Dad, why do our memories only last for 3 seconds?"" ""What son?"" ""What?"""
"While they're a lot of fun on Halloween, did you know most jack-o'-lanterns end up at the pound? Please. Next year, carve a puppy."