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Joke of the Day
"What's Shaking? Not Ali...."
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"Do you know how to really disappoint a fellow redditor? [Repost] [Deleted] *repost*"
"Nooo shit...me buying too much stuff?! My wife was complaining about the fact that I'm buying too much useless stuff on the internet..... So I sent her back to Thailand."
"A Social Media Consultant walks into a bar and orders a drink. He copies-and-pastes the drink to five other bars and requests that they become a fan of it, then bills the first bar for six drinks."
"ME: I lied in my interview. BOSS: what was the lie? ME: all lies. except about my aunt. BOSS: she wants to party with me? ME: big time."
"Ladies, if you love a man, set him free. If he comes back he will be yours forever. If he doesn't, the new chick probably squirts or does anal."
"I went to a seafood disco last week I ended up pulling a mussel."
"Never throw a battery at someone You'll get charged with battery"
"What has 52 teeth and can hold back the incredible Hulk? My Zipper"
"What do you get from 3 girls from Arkansas? Damn near a whole set of teeth."