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Joke of the Day
"Joe Biden marries two gay white house officials at his house. His wife isn't happy."
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"There is a man with a friend who is a ninja.... The man asks, ""Ninja, can you help me out with this lightbulb?"" The ninja replies ""Shur-i-ken!"""
"Why so the French line their streets with trees? So the Germans can march in the shade"
"Why don't you give a college kid fried chicken? Because their too hopped up on crack and politics to have an appetite."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Amelia ! Amelia who ? Amelia a package last week - did you get it ? !"
"What do you call a race where all the runners have no legs? An arms race."
"If your Facebook picture is a photo of a sunset or something inanimate, I'll assume you have a dissociative identity disorder."
"What did the short boy bring to high school? A ladder."
"In baseball, why does it take longer to get from second to third than any other bases? Because there's a short stop in between."
"Celebrity dumping an ice bucket on himself to raise money? Cute. Humanity dumping an ice cap on itself to raise sea levels? HILARIOUS."