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Joke of the Day
"I haven't gone to the washroom in 2 days No shits given"
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"Q: How many screenwriters to make ""Titanic"" a good movie? A: One more than they had."
"Why don't North Koreans go to heaven? because they have no Seoul"
"Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm? The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk."
"What does a physics cow say? "
"I just got back from Paris It was a blast."
"Have you heard the me neither joke? Me neither."
"Eternal life Police have arrested a man for selling pills that promise eternal life. Records show that it was the fourth time he has been arrested. His previous arrests were in 1760,1839, and 1946."
"Why is the sky blue? And how can we cheer it up?"
"Hey thieves, ya know what's easier than avoiding rape in prison? A job."