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Joke of the Day
"I haven't gone to the washroom in 2 days No shits given"
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"When does CPR become Necrophlia? When tongue is involved."
"The best things in life are free. Like your neighbor's wifi, their morning paper & their liquor cabinet while they're away, for instance."
"North Korea"
"Why were the burgers in the refrigerator embarrassed? They saw the salad dressing!"
"Jokes are like packages. While the content is important you mustn't forget about the delivery."
"What is perfectly adorable, good as new, and has seven tiny dents in it... Snow White's hymen."
"Why doesn't God like grapefruit? Because he doesn't fucking exist."
"Non-Racist black joke What do you call four black men in a red sleeping bag? A Kit-Kat."
"My wife is leaving me because of my obsession with Star Wars'. I said: ""May divorce be with you."""