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Joke of the Day
"What's something a third wave feminist can't take? A joke."
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"How many pepes does it take to change a lightbulb? One."
"Psychiatrist to Internal Revenue agent on couch: ""Nonsense! No way does everyone in the world hate you -- everyone in the US perhaps but certainly not everyone in the world."""
"Did you know... Jesus invented cross-training"
"What's a pirate's favourite Roman numeral? You might think it's II, but his true love be the C."
"I think someone may be sending me death threats. Woke up this morning with a [Tesco burger](http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-21038521) on my pillow!"
"What's a ghost's favorite search engine? Ghoulgle"
"Hey, strippers named ""Elantra"". It's too late to grow some self respect but at least read Car and Driver before picking a name."
"Every time I think I finally have the life I always dreamed of....I wake up."
"My right eye has been twitching for over a week! Know what that means, someone's been thinking of me so much they're giving me a stroke!"