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Joke of the Day
"I'll tell you what I know about midgets and dwarves. Very little"
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"Work is for people who don't know how to fish."
"Duck waddles in to a pharmacy and asks for some lip balm. ""Certainly sir, will that be cash or credit?."" ""Just put it on my bill."""
"What do you call a gay dinosaur ? Mega-saur-ass"
"A bunch of NBA players decided to have a holiday party. They each brought a pass to dish."
"If Bill O'Reilly and Barbara Walters got married what would they name the baby? Baba O'Reilly"
"What's the most difficult part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair"
"Welcome to Wendy's, Where our credit card numbers are always fresh! Never frozen."
"Did you hear about the blonde woman who has three hours of footage of raw chicken on her iPhone? The cooking instructions said remove sleeve and film."
"[at funeral parlor with bereaved girlfriend] HER: You think these glass urns are a good idea? ME: Remains to be seen."