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Joke of the Day

"Where do you put the Duke? In the duke box!"

"I used to think people who looked for sex on craigslist were rock bottom... Then I discovered twitter."

"Got all the way to the car and realized I left my keys back at the office The two things I hate most in life: 1. ISIS and 2. Accidental exercise"

"The answer is ""preludes"" Name something Bill Cosby gives to nuns."

"Come here and listen close and carefully, I'm going to slowly explain what condescending means? Go ahead and take notes if needed."

"How early do I need to start thawing the cat for Thanksgiving?"

"How do you know your girlfriend is getting fat? She starts fitting into your wife's clothes."

"Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow."

"What makes a pun, fun? Add an h."

"The opposite of SpongeBob SquarePants is TowelWeave CircleShorts"