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Joke of the Day
"How do you know your girlfriend is getting fat? She starts fitting into your wife's clothes."
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"After I drink coffee I like to show the empty mug to my friends... We work in IT and I tell them that I have successfully installed JAVA. They kind-of hate me."
"How do you call black guy that missed his train? Nigga, you racist!"
"I can't stand pedophiles. They're fucking immature assholes."
"What did the blind man say when he was asked what he thought about the renovation plan of his house? I don't know.. I just don't see it."
"If you're not fully satisfied with your life, do something about it. Or complain about it on the internet. Whatever."
"If people winked in real life as much as they do on the Internet, the world would be about 542.67% creepier."
"Did you hear about the Christmas Party in San Bernadino? It was wild. A Muslim couple showed up and put 14 presents six feet under the Christmas Tree."
"When your kids become teenagers, it's important to have a dog So someone in the house is happy to see you."
"I joined a forum for people with Down syndrome. Comments are disabled."