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Joke of the Day
"How early do I need to start thawing the cat for Thanksgiving?"
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"A man came into a bar... wait no it was a horse, a man came into a horse."
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"My professor just told the WORST physics joke What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito? Nothing, cause you can't cross a scalar and a vector!"
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