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Joke of the Day

"Q: What did the duck say when she bought some lipstick? A: Put it on my bill."

"My wife asked me how I could love her and still enjoy watching porn. I told her, I love my car but I still watch NASCAR"

"What is a sluts favourite drink? 7-Up in cider"

"There are many jokes on Jimmy Fallon's TV shows... like Donald Trump and Bernie Sanders."

"I am rarely judgmental, but I do scowl, and shake my head slowly in disapproval whenever I see a vegan biting its nails."

"Did you hear about the constipated math professor? He worked his problem out with a pencil."

"i'm the kind of person who would pretend i don't know your name but actually know what you been up to for the past 5 years per facebook."

"How many Estonians you need to build a house in Finland ? Who knows, there is no tax record of it."

"Why wasn't Sarah Jessica Parker cast in ""Seabiscuit""? I don't think she auditioned for the movie, or was even considered for it. And she was busy with ""Sex and the City"" anyway."

"I always avoid talking about bungee jumps when meeting new people... I just find it creates a lot of tension."