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Joke of the Day

"Why wasn't Sarah Jessica Parker cast in ""Seabiscuit""? I don't think she auditioned for the movie, or was even considered for it. And she was busy with ""Sex and the City"" anyway."

"I just made your acquaintance, and this is preposterous, but here is my address, perhaps thou shall mail me maybe."

"What do you call a Canadian that's been run through a blender? Pure-eh"

"Women are like coffee beans: The coarser they are, the more you need to grind them, the finer they get."

"How many feminist does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. 1 to screw it in, and one to suck my cock."

"What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB? They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again."

"What does a Jewish Princess think about during sex? What color to paint the ceiling."

"I hit every traffic light coming home from work today. I should probably learn how to drive better."

"What's the difference between a dog and a fox? About 6 beers."

"Why did the black boy fall off his bike? He didn't, he fell off yours."