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Joke of the Day
"I just got fired for sexual harassment. I'm self employed."
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"My father asks my mother if the laptop has any battery life Mother: ""total Buenos no charge"""
"What's the difference between Caitlyn Jenner and two kids playing catch at the park? I actually give a shit if the kids lose their balls."
"Why don't debutantes like group sex? Too many thank you notes to write"
"If someone hates you for no reason, give that motherfucker a reason."
"What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend? Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?"
"So many Irish twins being born these days the numbers just keep Dublin up."
"My 11 now wants to borrow clothes from my closet. Either she has great taste in clothing at an early age...or I dress like a tween."
"I finally realised why Oscar Pistorius lost his trial Because from a legal point he didn't have a leg to stand on."
"An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: Some aliens from outer space borrowed it so they could study how the human brain worked"