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Joke of the Day

"A buddhist monk goes to a hot dog stand ""What will it be for you, my friend?"" - the vendor asks. ""Make me one with everything"""

"My parents are both bisexual, but I never really felt loved or wanted around the house. I guess I am a bit of a by-product."

"What'd the man with 5 penises say..? These pants fit like a glove!"

"What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, what else would you call him?"

"[answering door on halloween] NEIGHBORHOOD MOM: please stop giving the children hamsters ME *hands full of hamsters*: but it's Halloween"

"She told me my analogies didn't make any sense. It seriously made me feel like a biscuit in an elevator."

"What did the fish say when it swam into the wall? Ah dam!"

"What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? French onion soup."

"Volkswagen just introduced a new electric car... It's called the Volts Wagon."

"Do you think Apple's next phone will be a 6S?"