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Joke of the Day

"A buddhist monk goes to a hot dog stand ""What will it be for you, my friend?"" - the vendor asks. ""Make me one with everything"""

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"I was laughing at these nerds for wearing their backpack over two shoulders instead of one, and they got so mad they jumped out of the plane"
"Don Draper and Meiosis get together for an advertisement meeting. They agree on one thing. Sex Cells."
"I just went to poop without my phone & had to entertain myself with a magazine like a god damned caveman."
"Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said ""Go forth and multiply"" ? They couldn't they were adders !"
"""How did the Russians help Donald Trump win the election?"" They made the Democrats deliver on their promises of transparency."
"My wife told me she bought a really sexy dress just for me. I'm planning on wearing it this Friday."
"Spiderman, Spiderman/ Does whatever a spider can/ Attends college/ Works as a photographer/ Just like a spider"
"I left my last girlfriend because she wouldn't stop counting. I often wonder what she's up to now."