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Joke of the Day

"What's the best part about getting head from an infant? Watching the soft spot move."

"What did the ghost say to the bee? Boo bee"

"What does Pittsburgh have in common with Peter Pan? The Pirates always lose."

"Million dollar idea: Dating website for leopards called Connect the Dots"

"genie: ""thats definitely your last wish?"" me: [smiles at my wife in wheelchair] ""yes"" genie: ""ok"" our dog: ""how can i talk all of a sudden?"""

"WHAT DO WE WANT!!! A cure for hangovers WHEN DO WE WANT IT!!! Please stop yelling"

"How do you find a girl with no legs? Follow the slime trail."

"What's the cheapest type of meat to buy?? Deer balls; because they're under a buck."

"Once I've read about the perils of alcoholism I've decided to stop... ...reading."

"What do you get when you push a cow out of a plane? Ground beef"