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Joke of the Day

"Will reddit let me get by with this one? What do the WWE and CNN have in common? They're both fake, but sometimes people still get hurt."

"What do performing oral sex on a constipated woman and working for the Mafia have in common? One wrong slip of the tongue and you'll probably wind up in deep shit."

"How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb? A Brazilian"

"What did the Ukrainian Scientist receive after discovering the dangers of radiation? A Chernobel Prize."

"[E] open box [empty]"

"""It's 10 o'clock. Do you know where your son is?"" ""I'm at home, mom. You raised a loser."""

"2 fish were in a tank, what did one of them say to the other? How do I drive this thing?"

"What happens when you zip up a lion? It rars"

"American Horror Story The Rise of Donald Trump."

"So a Saudi guy says to his American friend, ""In my country women can't drive"". The American says, ""I'm not surprised. They can't drive in my country either."""