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Joke of the Day

"What do you call it when a really large number marries a small number? A Ranged Marriage"

"Trump is going to take out these mexicans... juan by juan."

"Boss: Staff meeting at 3:00. Me: I can't come, I'm allergic. Boss: But we're not serving food. Me: ... yeah now I really can't come."

"Well, I was going to make a joke about pizza, but it was too cheesy..."

"What did the submissive Native American woman say while having sex? ""Permission Tecumseh?"""

"*Comments on Facebook picture* ""That headband your baby is wearing really accentuates her baldness."""

"Abraham Lincoln had a very hard childhood he had to walk 7 miles to school everyday. Well he should have got up earlier and caught the school bus like everyone else !"

"Steve Irwin lived like he died... ...with animals in his heart."

"I just set Twitter to post to Facebook, and Facebook to tweet to Twitter... So the internet should explode any minute now."

"If an honest man says he has to use the bathroom He's full of shit."