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Joke of the Day

"How does a black women know if she's pregnant? All the cotton on her tampon has been picked off."

"*Queen bee in hive* ""You, go pollinate flowers"" ""You, go make some honey"" ""You, go buzz around some humans and ruin their picnic lol"""

"What's a pervert's favorite train stop? Molestation"

"What did the insurance company say to the applicant? THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!"

"How many Buddhists does it take to change a lightbulb? None, change comes from within."

"What do you call the occasionally toxic, organic substances that accumulate over the years in a hoarder's house? Horticulture."

"[god creating an pigeon] what if i gave this piece of shit wings"

"What do you call a pregnant cow, just after giving birth DeCALFeinated"

"To commemorate the disaster in Mecca where a crane fell and crushed pilgrims, Saudi Arabia will build a restaurant at the site. An IHOP: International House of Pancakes."

"I've never thought about suicide until now... But it might cheer me up if you tried."