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Joke of the Day
"Budweiser is like sex on the beach... It's fucking close to water"
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"[Ice Cream Truck] John Cena: I'll take an Icee, please. Ice Cream Truck Driver: Icee? You? Cena: *grabs driver's shirt* No, you can't."
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