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Joke of the Day
"What's a vampire's favorite drink? A Bloody Mary."
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"The US can't rely on Hillary Clinton to create jobs The last meaningful job Hillary had was outsourced to Monica Lewinsky... ...and Monica blew it!"
"What's wrong with 5 Clinton supporters driving a Cadillac off of a cliff? The car holds 6. (It also works for Trump supporters- try it!)"
"How do you make a witch pregnant? Fuck her!"
"It surely can't be a coincidence that Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog share the same middle name"
"They're always telling me to live my dreams. But I love my d*ck! I don't want it to be sliced off by the women I cheated on..."
"Which nipple does the red jumper cable go on? Asking for a freak."
"Spike Milligan: ""All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy."""
"What do you get when you eat Peanut Butter with Baked Beans? A fart that sticks to the roof of your ass."
"parents, think twice before dressing your child as Cecil the Lion this year. my son will be dressed as a dentist, and I gave him a real gun"