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Joke of the Day

"If she's naming your wedding album on facebook ""wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!"" she's too young for you bro."

"[NSFW] What's black and blue and hates sex? The little boy in my trunk."

"Didn't think these orthopedic shoes would work, but I stand corrected."

"What is the volume of a pizza of thickness A and radius Z? PI Z Z A"

"1969: America winning space race with the Russians 2014: America keeping up with the Kardashians."

"What happened when the turkey got into a fight? He got the stuffing knocked out of him."

"Where do the stankass penguins live? Antfartica"

"My password is my pussy Because apparently my dick isn't long enough"

"What does a man with a foot long cock eat for breakfast? Well, this morning I had a hard boiled egg."

"Me and my wife are married for so long that she can finish all of my sentences And the middle, sometime even the start, too"