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Joke of the Day
"I hit the gym today... Now the gym's filing for divorce and I'm loosing custody of my children"
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"Call a girl beautiful 1,000 times and they will never notice. Call her ugly once and she'll never forget. Because elephants never forget."
"""Of course you're the prettiest girl here, you just need to talk louder"" - alcohol"
"Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken"
"What did the jewish pedophile say too the children? Would you like to ""buy"" some candy"
"Two skeletons open up a pasta resteraunt to serve the afterlife. What's the resteraunt called? The Bone Zone."
"It's impossible to look like a bad ass while eating a snow cone."
"Teacher : What are you doing crawling into school ten minutes late ? Pupil : Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late !"
"What's red and green and wears boxing gloves? A fruit punch."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cargo ! Cargo who ? Cargo better if you fill it with gas first !"