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Joke of the Day
"The new season of House of Cards will be nothing compared to what lies ahead with President Trump!"
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"So there's this mollusk And he walks up to the sea cucumber and he says, ""With knees like these, who needs anemones!"""
"Surprises are always more fun... unless it's a baby. They tend to startle easily, so an ill-timed surprise may actually upset them."
"What did the buffalo call his gay kid? His BiSon."
"What do The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common? Icy Dead People."
"Whats the difference between a prostitute and a bowling ball? You can't fit a prostitute in a bowling ball."
"How many germans does it take to change a light bulb? One, we have no time for humour."
"TIFU by asking a chinese girl's number... I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She replied, ""Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"" I said, ""Wow!"" Then her friend said, ""She means 6663629."""
"What is the difference between a cheap whore and an expensive whore? One is your mom; the other one gets paid more."
"What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!"