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Joke of the Day
"How come Noah didn't just slap those two mosquitoes?"
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"If you blew up Mount Rushmore, what crime would you have committed? Four counts of defacing a national monument."
"""There's no '1' in ' team.'"" - guy who wrote ""Se7en"""
"How do you blow up a Muslim's iPhone? Put it into airplane mode"
"Did you know that if you drop and break a piece of folk art, it just turns into more folk art?"
"Vicodin and Scotch. When you absolutely, positively need to wake up underneath your neighbor's swing-set."
"I know this is a long shot, but any super-attractive men and women out there also self-confessed ""nerds?"""
"My Easter wish is for Paul Simon to finally turn cannibal, if only because I'm beyond ready for him to record ""Fifty Ways to Eat Your Lover"""
"How many Latvians does it take to screw a lightbulb? Is dark. Bulb is potato."
"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? One is a crusty bus station while the other is a busty crustacean."