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Joke of the Day

"My friend asked his fiance to marry him with a song. The proposal had a nice ring to it."

"I want to be a pharmacist just so I can yell ""Now take these suppositories and shove'em straight up your ass!"""

"How do they package bread at the bakery? They baguette."

"My son found a SEVEN leaf clover on the neighbor's back porch! I don't have the heart to tell him that it's really a marijuana leaf."

"I'm at the vets..... A man opposite me weeps with an empty cage in his arms. I'd be crying too if I were that forgetful."

"Lipstick Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?"

"Mosquitoes use a numbing agent so we feel no pain from their bites. This is one easy way to tell if you were bitten by a mosquito or a shark"

"I've never once been able to explain my car trouble to a mechanic without resorting to sound effects."

"Why will Church's chicken be losing money? Because I don't see black people going to church's anytime soon"

"French girls are great... For example, my French girlfriend taught me how to eat out in the bush."