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Joke of the Day
"Teens today have it so easy. We didn't have self-checkout lanes when WE bought condoms."
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"Well this is new. A pigeon just shit on my phone as I was texting."
"I've been cheating on you guys. Lately, I've been spending my time on my job and real life. They don't mean anything to me, I swear."
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"Do you know two places to put water? Well Dam"
"Doctor Who was still hungry after dinner.... So he went back four seconds."
"The bartender says ""We don't serve time travelers in here."" A time traveler walks into a bar."
"What do you get when you cross a male chicken with peanut butter? A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth."
"Q: Why don't blondes eat bananas? A1: They can't find the zipper. A2: They cant find the pull tab."
"You can't go up in a down elevator... ...but you can go down in an up elevator"