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Joke of the Day
"What's the part of a book that's most likely to explode? The appendix."
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"I think that's enough coffee. I can hear my cells dividing."
"Left-handed people can't do anything right."
"A team of computer scientists just announced their discovery of the new largest prime number. Apparently it's 5x larger than the last one!"
"What is the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth? One US leader"
"Who led the Jewish people through the semi-permeable membrane? Osmoses"
"They say a woman knows after 7 seconds whether or not she wants to have sex... Good thing I only last 5."
"What's a pig's favourite casino game? Porker."
"Why wasn't Jesus born in Washington DC? They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin"
"How does Harry Potter get down a hill?.....He walks Jk Rowling"