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Joke of the Day
"What's the part of a book that's most likely to explode? The appendix."
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"It's always fun running into an old friend you haven't seen in a while. But then you usually wind up regretting hitting them with a car."
"My niece just yelled ""MY DINNER IS BETTER THAN YOUR DINNER"" so I looked over and she was eating doritos with a fork"
"Why did the girl put pop rocks down her pants To get that pussy poppin"
"I'm dating a supermodel with hemiparesis. She's not half-bad."
"Why do men finish first during sex? Because Adam came before Eve!"
"I just donated some money to the maintainers of a Linux distribution derived from Red Hat \*tips fedora\*"
"A world without women... A world without women could be a real pain in the ass."
"What do you call an elephant that looks like a rhino? 'Elephino."
"Apparently beer contains female hormones. After you drink enough, you can neither drive nor shut the hell up."