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Joke of the Day

"A dyslexic man walks into a bar And yells ""Hands up mother fuckers! This is a stick up!"""

"I got 9 inches last night, 8 inches today and 7 inches coming tonight. Obviously, Winter is happy to see me."

"My wife doesn't believe that auto correct changed ""Yes dear"" to ""Hell no I'm not picking your mother up from the airport at 1am."""

"What do you do when a feminist, anti-feminist and meninist cross paths? Triggernometry."

"Every husband is a farmer by default.. his survival solely depends on ""Agree""culture"

"One joke. http://imgur.com/pjaDq"

"Just imagine if Usain Bolt was your father and you were trying to run away from a beating."

"What do you call three brothers taking acid together? Triplets"

"Walk up in the club like ""hey do you have to buy anything to use the bathroom?"""

"If by free spirits you mean an open bar, then yes I love free spirits."