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Joke of the Day

"As horses say to one another. Any friend of yours is a palomino!"

"What's the best part about having sex with a tranny? Reaching around and pretending it went all the way through."

"What would Caitlyn Jenner need to do if she changed her mind about being a woman? She would need to reJennerate some balls. What does Caitlyn Jenner do before she goes out? Bruce's up for the evening."

"If I ever make a list of dumb things I have done my ex would be right on top."

"My approach to life drives nihilist philosophers crazy... ...but it's beating a dead horse."

"Why did the mathematician celebrate 4/20 on January 5? Because he knows how to reduce fractions."

"Whats the only thing more White Supremacists then hardcore Rednecks The Oscars"

"Last night I was visited by the ghost of Gloria Gaynor At first I was afraid. I was petrified."

"How is a 9 Volt Battery similar to an Anus? You know you shouldn't, but eventually you're gunna lick it."

"A math joke? P1: knock knock. P2: who's there? P1: Deedee who. P2: Deedee who who? P1: one."