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Joke of the Day
"Steven Tyler is quitting American Idol after two seasons! I sure am going to miss that old lady!!!"
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"How can you tell when a Canadian is successful? He dies in his LA home at 82."
"A brand new cemetery for the greats now will let anyone be buried there Lots of people are dying to get in!"
"What do you call something with no body and a nose? Nobody knows!"
"What did the hobo say to the prostitute? Hey girl, I'd sleep in that box."
"What do you want to eat a week after thanksgiving? Anything but fucking turkey..."
"There are rumors that Robert Pattinson from the ""Twilight"" movies may be the next Indiana Jones. If there is one thing I want with my rugged action heroes, it's a little bit of sparkle!"
"What do you call a gay dinosaur? A mega sore ass"
"Trigger warning!! The next 4 years in America"
"A man was walking his dog through a graveyard... when he saw another man crouching behind a gravestone. ""Morning!"", he says. The other man replies, ""Nope, just taking a shit."""