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"[offensive] What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country"
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"My wife told me to kiss her like if we were in a soap opera I hugged her tight, kissed her with passion and then slapped her because how dare she?!"
"Where do you see yourself in four years? I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision."
"They say that sex relieves stress. Not true. I had sex last week and the police have been after me ever since."
"Me and my new girlfriend are both scientists, archaeologists to be exact... .. we're carbon, dating."
"""Send me the link"" means ""do not ask me to sit here for 6 minutes and watch this shit now."""
"""We stopped making the style of jeans that fit you perfectly right after you bought your first pair."" -Every store ever"
"I have this great joke about the Jonestown massacre but it's difficult to tell The punch line is sooo long. Edit:typo"
"Me: What do gay horses eat? Mom: Oh! I've heard this one, it's Haaaaaaay!"" Me: Wrong. Penises."
"Testing new mobile phone Hello, i don't know if anyone is going to read this because i am using the internet explorer. But still i wanna wish you a good start in the new year 2010."