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Joke of the Day

"My wife told me to kiss her like if we were in a soap opera I hugged her tight, kissed her with passion and then slapped her because how dare she?!"

"This damn hurricane, I would have thought that the country that invented the burrito, could handle a bit of strong wind"

"My black friends really enjoy hearing my lame jokes. It's almost like they've never been told dad jokes before..."

"I was walking down the road and some guy tipped a whole carton of milk on me... How dairy"

"What do you get when you cross a chief with a black belt? Kung Food!"

"I read in my girlfriend's diary...... that I have real trust issues!! What a bunch of BS..."

"Velcro What a rip-off!"

"Due to the economic crisis and ever increasing price of food, the 5 second drop rule has now been increased to 10."

"How long does it take a necrophiliac to screw in a light bulb? Not long... they like to do it while it's still warm."

"What is the United States doing to fight pedophiles? Child Obesity."