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Joke of the Day

"Testing new mobile phone Hello, i don't know if anyone is going to read this because i am using the internet explorer. But still i wanna wish you a good start in the new year 2010."

"What's your number? A Jewish girl and a man meet in a bar. They hit it off and the man asks for the girls number. The girl lifts up her sleeve."

"A man walks into a zoo only to find out the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It's a shitzu."

"What entrance do prostitutes use? Hodor"

"I didn't know my dad was a construction site thief, but... ...when I got home all the signs were there"

"A man is traveling to the coast of South Western Asia, and he asks his friend if she wants to go with him. She says: ""Yemen, shore."""

"This Vietnamese couple I knew got married... Luckily for them they shared the same last name so it wasn't a big hassle for either of them. It was a Nguyen-Nguyen situation."

"What has 10 letters and starts with gas? Automobile."

"Two gay guys walk into a bar. One sits down slowly, the other pushes his stool in."

"What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? an Investigator"