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Joke of the Day
"Me: What do gay horses eat? Mom: Oh! I've heard this one, it's Haaaaaaay!"" Me: Wrong. Penises."
Next Joke
"What is the most commonly used phrase at a gay bar? Can I push your stool in?"
"[speaking at an AA meeting] Me: You'll find the transition from hard liquor to hard drugs expensive, but very rewarding *everyone cheers*"
"Cam Newton Just signed a contract with McDonalds. He will be promoting turnovers."
"[no spoiler] Why is the BB unit droid not hungry? Because BB-8"
"Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited until you try to sit in their pews."
"Him: Should you be eating that much chocolate? Me: Should you be using that much oxygen?"
"Did you hear they're making a holistic version of Star Wars? It's based on darth vadar's holistic brother, Ayur Veder."
"What do compassion and sex have in common? Without passion it's only cum!"
"What did the gentleman say to the doctor when he went to get his pus drained? Please! I in cyst!"