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Joke of the Day
"My friend has really clean shoes, What's his secret? He's in a wheelchair"
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"Two sperms are talking with each other... ""Hey man, how long till we get the ovaries?"" ""Long way still, we just passed the throat."""
"Glue a tiny mirror over your driver's license photo so when you hand it to the cops they get confused and start arresting themselves instead"
"If I was a DJ... I'd wanna be called JD Dyslexic."
"Why was the cookie crying? Because it's mom was a wafer so long."
"Teacher: Who was the first woman on earth? Fred: I don't know Sir. Teacher: Come on Fred it has something to do with an apple. Fred: Granny Smith?"
"it should be illegal for shipping & handling to cost more than the product"
"Some people age like wine, others age like milk."
"I don't take my shirts to the dry cleaners. If I want to look sharp, I pay the iron price."
"My 4-year-old thinks the 5-second rule means she can eat anything off the floor if she waits 5-seconds first. That M&M was from last Easter."