113631

Joke of the Day

"They say that sex relieves stress. Not true. I had sex last week and the police have been after me ever since."

"You know what Popeye and Napoleon have in common? They both come on those little jugs of Olive Oil."

"A guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, ""Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes..."""

"A man with anxiety accidentally annoyed the cartel He began seeing a psychiatrist because of hispanic attacks."

"A group of people were yelling at me in the movie theater. It got so loud I had to take my phone call outside."

"Here's a Cheesy Joke For You. Past, Present, and Future walked into a bar. It was Tense."

"Google Instant is like a 'funny' friend who ruins your anecdotes. ""So I walked in and I saw..."" ""Geoff capes! An egg! Ghandi!""LET ME FINISH."

"There are three unwritten laws of life... 1. 2. 3."

"My girlfriend broke up with me because I'm too much of an environmentalist... Oh well, not many fish left in the sea"

"""Here you go body some nutritious food, how bout some energy?"" Body: ""I shall make this into nose hair"""