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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Belgian waffles and American waffles? Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German."

"Left-handed people can't do anything right."

"Kidnapping Did you hear about the local kidnapping at the school? It's fine, he woke up."

"did u hear about the crow that landed a job? he works in a caw center. he's winging it for now but it might take off"

"Why did the cannibal have an upset stomach? He ate someone who disagreed with him."

"Why is the rainbow a symbol of homosexuality? Because there is a pot at the end of it."

"Had to sober up in a hurry this morning so I chugged a few Coors lights."

"Brought my 5 year old to the tax office to ensure that the accountant works as quickly as possible."

"How do pirates sing the ABC's? abcdefghijklmnopq AAAAARRRRRR stuvwxy and z"

"What did Snoop say Dr. Dre while binge watching their favorite TV show? Are you ready for the next episode?"