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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a nun that works for your company? Nun of your business."
Next Joke
"I went fishing but didn't catch any fish It was a failure."
"Why did the calendar die? It's days were numbered."
"The amount of stuff coming out of this woman's handbag as she searched for her keys, I wouldn't be surprised if that missing Malaysian plane is in there too."
"What does Captain Falcon say when he goes to Starbucks? ""Show me your brews!"""
"What do you a white convict stuck between two black convicts? An Oreo crookie"
"A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative."
"My penis is only a fraction of an inch... Thirty three thirds."
"She: ""Give it to me, I'm soo wet! give it to me!"" Me: She can scream all she wants but the umbrella is mine."
"My head feels like something Picasso would have drawn."