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Joke of the Day

"I am fairly well educated, but not 'knows every nuance of the English language' educated. I also have no idea what 'nuance' means."

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"A German airman on the air forces during WW2 If you see a white plane, it's American; if it's black it's RAF (Royal Air Force). If you see no planes at all, that's the Luftwaffe."
"Remember: What dad really wants is a nap. Really."
"A game of cat and mouse, but it's just me chasing random strangers when I see them with donut boxes."
"What do you call an organised rebellion with twice as many people as usual? A sedan d'etat."
"How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick him up and suck his dick."
"Why are ghosts always just moaning? Did your manners die too? Use your words!"
"I live next door to a family of Anorexic Agoraphobics I bet they have some skeletons in the closet."
"New year Happy happy new year a little boy said to his girlfriend happy new year girl said first give gift then celebrate happy new year"
"How many punks does it take to change a light bulb? None. Punks never changed anything."
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