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Joke of the Day

"What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet? P.Cs of eight P.Cs of eight."

"What did Ronda Rousey's face look like after her fight with Holly Holm? It was all broused up!"

"Give a man some punch and he'll drink for a day. Teach a man to punch and he'll smash your face in for using this joke format again."

"Where did Javon get his earrings? Ja Mall"

"Originally I didn't like having a beard but then it grew on me."

"Why are blacksmiths seen as very nosy? Because the are always metal-ing."

"Every time I think I've come up with a great FB status and no one likes it I die a little inside"

"Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms."

"Hospitals are so shady nowadays... Even the doctors are drug dealers."

"Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a caterpillar Don't worry you'll soon change!"