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Joke of the Day

"I hate when I find a show on TV that I like and I start to get into it and then I realize that it's my neighbor's window and he looks angry."

"So did you guys hear that princess Diana was on the radio last week? ...and the dashboard, the windshield, and the hood of the car too"

"If your name got called on The Price is Right, it'd be fun to scream, jump up and down, and then run full speed out of the studio"

"The therapist told my wife and I not to go to bed angry... we haven't slept in 36 years."

"So Miley Cyrus was hospitalized after an allergic reaction. Apparently the ecstasy she took was made in a facility which also processes tree nuts."

"Brad Pitt. While you're helping the world, please feed your wife."

"Which is the most religious vegetable? The Pope-tato"

"What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver? A golfer goes *whack*, ""Darn!"" A skydiver goes ""Darn!"" *whack*"

"What was early man's best friend? Primates"

"What sound does a 747 make when it bounces? boeing boeing boeing"