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Joke of the Day

"I hate when I find a show on TV that I like and I start to get into it and then I realize that it's my neighbor's window and he looks angry."

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"Satan is so gay!"
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"Sweet Wife: Do you love me.... Sweet Wife: Do you love me just because my father left a lot of money for me? Naughty Husband: Not-at-all honey. I would love you no matter who left money for you."
"How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be open when she brings it to you."
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