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Joke of the Day

"In the updated version of The Sixth Sense, Bruce Willis figures out he's dead when he sees his name trending on Twitter."

"Why does Dr Pepper come in a can? Because his wife left him."

"What's worse than seeing your dad's penis? Seeing your mum's."

"I've only ever met white people with gluten allergies"

"What's a philosopher's favorite toy? Play-doh."

"What do you call a fugitive, talking down to you while fleeing down the stairs? a condescending con descending."

"I fucked a fat woman in an elevator.. It was wrong on so many levels"

"Warner Brothers' 2015 film schedule."

"A guy walks into a pet store wanting to buy a talking bird. He sees a parrot and says to the bird, ""Hey, can you speak, stupid?"" The bird replies, ""Yes, can you fly, Dummy?"""

"Does anybody know how can I send an enemy request on Facebook?"