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Joke of the Day

"September is Alzheimer's Awareness month... remind me tomorrow."

"""Elementary Logic"" (revised edition), by one of the most influential analytic philosophers from Ohio brought to you by: Philosophy of Science subreddit"

"It's OK to kiss a nun , but, don't get into a habit ."

"I've never seen squirrels fucking, but they've never seen me fucking either, so we have that in common."

"Why do Stormtroopers never laugh? Because they always miss the joke"

"Yo mamma's so fat... When she walks down the street, people start telling Han Solo he better get out of here"

"Why did everyone love the fisherman? He was a real catch"

"If you put a picture of yourself in a locket... Could some say you are, independent? :D (Don't look at me like that. You smirked, at least. haha!)"

"Don't tell a Klepto this... ...they take everything literally."

"15000 CCTV Cameras are being installed in Delhi for Obama's visit just because he is black it does not mean that he will steal anything. bloody racists !"