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Joke of the Day

"Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."

"Maybe teenagers just aren't strong enough yet to remove the sticker from their hat"

"A wise man once said... absolutely nothing. He let her vent and then they had sex afterward."

"So my son ate the baby Jesus out of our Nativity scene. Now we wait for the religious movement."

"In tandem with the supreme court ruling in favor of same-sex marriage New Line Cinema announced a sequel to Wedding Crashers. It's going to be called Wedding Crashers 2: Courthouse Marriages."

"My graduation Speech ""I want to thank Google, Wikipedia, and whoever the hell invented copy and paste. Thank you."""

"My ex wife still misses me BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER"

"What did one saggy boob say to the other? We better get some support quick or people are going to think we're nuts."

"It was Christmastime, and everyone was feeling merry.. ..so she went home. ---- I know it works better when spoken. My grandpa used to say this line every Christmas. RIP Tata, you made reddit."

"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten-tickles"