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Joke of the Day

"Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."

"My wife said, ""Why are you always pushing me around and talking behind my back?"" I said, ""well, you are in a wheelchair""."

"My girlfriend is (-100). She's definitely a 10, but she's imaginary."

"So I realized that there is no difference between races. At the end of the day we are all cummin the same color, white."

"How I reacted to the Fine Bros controversy... [deleted]"

"How does a pirate greet a sea monster? What's Kraken?"

"I see London. I see France. This is a very comprehensive Atlas."

"She had silky hair and legs that went on for days. I was in bed with a horse."

"How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing? HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!"

"The cops just showed up at work & all the workers that have been in trouble before fled. At least that's what I can see from under my desk."