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Joke of the Day
"Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president... ...and 50 for Miss America?"
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"What did the boy scout do that the jewish boy couldn't Come home from camp"
"If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic."
"Mehh ~Goat, sighing.."
"What do you call it when you do a skateboarding trick over your parent's genitals? A Freudian Flip."
"How did the steak chef at the courthouse like his paycheck? In legal tender"
"The constipated mathematician What does a mathematician do when she is constipated? Works it out with a pencil."
"Why don't Muslims teach driving and sex ed. on the same day? They don't want to wear the camel out."
"Brains aren't everything. In your case they're nothing."
"Donald Trump's dream is within his grasp He's about to get fucked by every woman in America"