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Joke of the Day
"Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president... ...and 50 for Miss America?"
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"I have a friend whose thighs don't touch..I was jealous until a breeze came up..It sounded like a turbo fan in wind tunnel. Small favors."
"Why people don't use #YOLO anymore? Because they lived once"
"Ladies, I don't understand this childish obsession with unicorns. The horn isn't there for shits and giggles. They spear and kill shit."
"What did the cholo say when the houses fell on him? 'ey, get off me homes!"
"A guy told me I'm bad at flirting and I got so mad I took back all the dead birds I nailed to his door."
"Jesus, the first pin up model"
"What if the pilgrims had shot a Bobcat instead of a Turkey? (NSFW) We'd be eating pussy for Thanksgiving!"
"My brother had some bad news.. I saw my brother the other day, he told me ""Grandpa got badly burned"" ""Really how badly?"" ""Well they don't fuck around at the crematorium"""
"Did you hear about the Louisiana Tech professor who stood in front of a mirror for two hours wondering where he'd seen himself before?"