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Joke of the Day

"Someone stole my mood ring I'm not sure how I feel about that"

"Ppl freakin cuz its sharks in the ocean. News flash: that's where they live! If u see them at Chipotle, then we have a problem"

"imagine your whole skeleton slid out your butt. thats your future according to these tarot cards"

"Why do white people rely on asians so much? Because without them, they'd just be cauc."

"How does a gay forester calls his diary where he keeps account of all his affairs? A heath ledger"

"airplane food whats up with that?"

"I asked my Sushi Chef what his favorite roll was. . he said payroll."

"Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken!"

"Reddit is the ultimate safe space for the most oppressed human that ever lived... ...The white middle-class American male."

"Easter Kids' Joke Why can't you sniff out Easter Eggs? (In a tone like you have no idea) ""No bunny nose"" -Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend"