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Joke of the Day
"imagine your whole skeleton slid out your butt. thats your future according to these tarot cards"
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"What happens if you spin an oriental person around really fast for an extended period of time? They become disoriented."
"I told my dad I felt tired. ""There's a nap for that."""
"I drink because I care. About me. And drinks."
"Have you heard about Betty the cow? She's outstanding in her field."
"Why did Skrillex lose his job at Long John Silvers? He was always dropping the bass."
"Q. What do you call 1000 heavily armed lesbians? A. Militia Etheridge"
"When you're fast enough to be at two spots at the same time. *Fat"
"My friends think im a magician when I make chocolate disappear... But little do they know, i'v got a few Twix up my sleeve..."
"I was just reminiscing with my friends about our day out at the clock museum... ...good times!"