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Joke of the Day

"I asked my Sushi Chef what his favorite roll was. . he said payroll."

"Yes, autocorrect, I wanted to ask if she was all tight. Thank you. Now I know."

"What do you call an Indian Jedi? Mace Hindu."

"Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mothers-in-law."

"How is a telephone like a dirty bathtub? They both have rings!"

"What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver? Daddy."

"How do you annoy someone from r/Jokes? [deleted]"

"If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Genocide."

"I was going to have a wank at the Vatican while I was there on vacation. But I thought about it and it has probably been done before and I would hate to be seen as the second coming."

"What did the claustrophobic fungi say to his friends? There's not mushroom in here"