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Joke of the Day

"Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken!"

"Q. What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant? A. Any place without a drive-up window."

"What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist with a Jehovah's Witness? ...knock knock knock... excuse me sir, but do you have a few minutes to discuss nothing?"

"Why did the Mexican push his wife of the cliff ? Tequila"

"Have you heard about the Butchers 420 Dodgeball Classic? It's a high steaks game."

"What playground equipment do kids hate the most? The slide into poverty."

"What did the fisherman say to the fisherwoman? Your place or mine"

"What's the difference? NSFW What's the difference between regular sex and anal sex? Regular sex can make your day, but anal sex can make your whole week Edit: fucking autocorrector"

"If Barry Allen had a restaurant what would it be called? Greased lightning?"

"If I had a nickel for everytime I was 10 cents short for a beer, I'd have become an alcoholic."