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Joke of the Day
"Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken!"
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"Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. Give a man a poisoned fish, and he'll eat for the rest of his life."
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"What do you call a baby born feet first? a c-section."
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"Ten things only 90s people remember: 1. 1990 2. 1991 3. 1992 4. 1993 5. 1994 6. 1995 7. 1996 8. 1997 9. 1998 10. That sound the modems made"
"What's the deal with airplane peanuts? I mean, seriously, are they seeing anyone?"